Introduction

In 2009, my husband and I embarked on a 12-night Western Mediterranean cruise that took us through Spain, France, Italy, Greece and Dubrovnik.

In the summer of 2012, we're heading back...only this time, our three kids will be joining us, and it will be a 12-night Eastern Mediterranean cruise that will have us sailing through Spain, France, Italy, Greece and Turkey.

This blog is a chronicle of our cruising experiences - the good, the bad, the ugly. It includes a day-by-day journal of what we did, how we did it, what we did right - and what we didn't do so right.

Not only do we use this to "remember" our adventures, but our hope is that our story will assist others in their own planning.


Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Day 9: Dubrovnik, Croatia



Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Port: Dubrovnik, Croatia

Croatia…the true highlight of Croatia is the legendary Dalmatian Coast where pristine beaches and deep blue waters merge into the cool Mediterranean. With approximately 1200 islands (only 66 are said to be inhabited), the Dalmation Coast boasts the cleanest and clearest waters in the Mediterranean region.

Dubrovnik, the “Pearl of the Adriatic”, among the most unique cities in the world, is a place of ancient streets lined with stone palaces, Venetian-style buildings and bell towers. It was recognized in 1979 as one of UnESCO’s “world heritage treasures” due to the numerous restoration projects executed over the past several centuries.

The seas were, as usual, very calm, allowing for very good sleep. After waking up and dressing, Hubby and I jogged up to Deck 12 so we could take some photos as we sailed into the Port of Gruz, going by the bridge of Franjo Tudman – very beautiful. We later learn that this bridge has opportunities for bungee jumping. Shudder. I don't think so.

The scenery is very pretty. The weather looks cloudy – with possible rain showers off in the distance. Little did we know.
After snapping some photos, we went to the Windjammer for some hot breakfast.

We could get off the ship at 10:00 – we were one of the first ones off.

Important note here: Dubrovnik requires all guests going ashore to carry a government-issued photo I.D. Well, since our passports were still confiscated, we were lucky in that we packed our Driver's Licenses, which we carried. However, at the checkpoint, we were never asked for the I.D.'s. I would still be sure to have them, though!

We had booked a 4-hour tour through www.secretdalmatia.com. I had arranged it via the Internet, and had been in communication with Alan.

Once debarking, we saw numerous shuttle buses and taxis – but we weren’t really sure where we were to meet Luka, our tour guide for the day. A man came up and asked if we needed a taxi. I told him no and showed him my typed notes regarding our tour with Luka. I had happened to type Luka’s phone number – and the man whipped out his cell phone and called Luka. He asked Luka where he was – and then the man directed us over to where Luka was – about 50 feet from where we were - what great service!

Luka: dead ringer for Brad Pitt. I had to swallow my tongue for a minute and put my eyeballs discreetly back in my face after the initial shock of seeing Luka for the first time. Hubby just rolled his eyes.

We climbed in his silver Mercedes (that was hard to do – climbing into a Mercedes – now I’m rolling MY eyes!) and first, we went to top of a mountain – which had the ruins of an old French fort built in the 1700's– and a giant cross, built in the memory of the 150 soldiers who died in 1991 during the Croatian War of Independence.

Luka tells us that the French - back in the 1700's - entered the city peacefully, promising to stay only 3 days. They ended up staying 8 years. Talk about wearing out your welcome. Yikes.

We had an awesome view of the old city – although we could REALLY see the threatening rain clouds off in the distance.

We then drove down to Old Town, where Luka parked the car and we made our way to Ploce Gate – the entrance on the east side and less crowded entrance. It has begun to rain at this point, so Hubby and I don our lovely bright blue ponchos. That's me on the gate - not looking very fashionistic at this point, but dry. And that's what matters. This was built in 1628 and was quite beautiful. Luka walked us down the main street, also known as Stradun, or Placa. This is a pedestrian-only zone that runs from the East Gate, Ploce, to the West Gate, Pile. The street came into being in the 12th century; was paved in 1468; and was reconstructed after the devastating earthquake of 1667. The pavestones are very polished from all of the pedestrian traffic and became quite slippery as the rains began to fall that morning. Use caution when walking on this – especially if it’s wet.

Luka quickly jumped off the Stradun and onto some side streets – taking us into small shops and showing us the Croatian native costume. We learned that the hat a woman is wearing is very important: young, unmarried ladies wear one hat; old, unmarried ladies were a different hat; and married ladies – of any age – wear a white hat. Men all get to wear the same hat – regardless of age or marital status. Hmmmm….sexism, anyone?!

Luka explained that EVERY side street in the village leads to the Stradun – or Main Street – which is the lowest point in the city. The side streets are all curved slightly to protect its inhabitants from the cold winter winds that can blow through.

At this point, still in the morning, it began to rain – quite hard.
Rain continued throughout the day – off and on – until about 3:30 pm when the sun finally came out for good. And when I say rain – I mean torrential rain; lightening; loud thunder – quite the sound and light show!

One good thing that came out of the rain: we learned that by simply dumping some water on the barbarians – mixed with some thunder and lightening – they will scatter like cats. The streets quickly emptied of barbarians when the rain began, and because we had our ponchos – and thus stayed pretty dry – we virtually had the streets to ourselves. Nice.

We visited the Franciscan Monastery and Pharmacy. The Monastery dates from the 14th century, and currently houses a museum containing equipment and utensils of the 3rd-oldest functioning pharmacy in the world. There was also old relics and jewelry in this museum; it was not only interesting, it kept us dry during one of the worst parts of the storm.

We stepped outside in front of Big Onofrio’s Fountain – a 16-sided drinking fountain built by Onofrio de la Cava in the early 1400’s. The fountain is part of the town’s water supply system which Onofrio managed to create by bringing water from a well located about 60 miles away – this fountain was considered a masterpiece of construction at the time.

At this time, the storms had stopped – temporarily. We took this opportunity to go up onto the top of the City Walls.
The City Walls are sometimes the only reason tourists come to Dubrovnik – they’re simply amazing. They are among the finest and most complete in all of Europe. The protected the freedom of the Dubrovnik Republic for centuries. The surround the entire Old City with almost 6,200 feet in length and up to 75 feet in height. The complex was constructed between the 8th and 16th century and is a true sight to behold.

We crossed over the City Walls near the west gate – Pile Gate – and looked down to see an interesting sight. There were hordes of barbarians INSIDE the Old City trying to get out – because of the rain, surely – while hordes of barbarians were outside the gate trying to get in –
and they were at a virtual stand-off. Scary. So glad I was up high, looking down.

Because of the rain, we virtually had the walls to ourselves, which made for a very nice stroll – albeit in the rain. With our ponchos, we were dry and toasty. The walls are not very wide – I can’t imagine strolling along these on a crowded day.
The views were beautiful wherever we looked. And Luka – he was more than a pretty face. He was a wealth of information – his English was perfect and he’s a local young man who knows the area, history and culture well.

Dubrovnik experienced a catastrophic earthquake in 1667, that killed over 5,000 people and virtually leveled the entire city. Luka pointed out the earthquake damage that still remains to this day. He also pointed out numerous damage from shells and mortar blasts from the 1991 Siege.

It was beginning to rain harder (again), so Luka had us duck into Sponza Palace – one of the few buildings that has maintained its form from before the earthquake. Formerly a 16th century customs house and mint, and is now home to the historical archives of the old republic. We went into a room dedicated to the defenders killed in the 1991 Siege; it contained photographs of the victims, as well as enlarged photographs of some of the buildings destroyed during this time. The Sponza is now used for concerts, as the acoustics inside are terrific – and Mother Nature decided to demonstrate this for us by throwing a TREMENDOUSLY loud thunderbolt at us while we were inside. I think my ears are still quivering from the reverberations from that sound!

We visited St. Blaise’s Church, which is honor of Dubrovnik’s patron saint. The church was constructed between 1706 and 1714 – it was not only beautiful inside – but again, it provided us shelter against the raging storm outside. We learned that St. Blaise is the protector of throats – so, if you have a sore throat, you should say a prayer to St. Blaise. If only I had known this a few days earlier.

We stepped outside when the rain quit and found ourselves at Orlando’s Column (also known as Roland’s Column). Paladin Roland stands in the center square between the Sponza Palace and St. Blaise’s church. It honors Roland, a knight, whose forearm was the standard unit of measure used way back when – if you look at the base of the statue, you will see a line on the ground – that’s the measurement used.

It was almost 2:30 pm – and time for Luka to go. I reach into my purse to pull out our Euros – and to my dismay and panic – there is NO envelope!!!! I have no money!!! My first thought, of course, is that I was pickpocketed. Dear Hubby then sheepishly admits that the envelope was laying out in our cabin this morning and he put it back in our cabin safe – not having any idea it was the source of money for the day!

Luka is not afraid; he knows he will be paid, one way or the other. He directs us to the nearest ATM – about 10 steps away – and so we were able to pay him in Kuna (the local currency) and he was on his way. The skies are still a little drizzly –and we are hungry – so we begin making our way to the Orhan Restaurant.

I had read high recommendations of the Orhan while reading the message boards on Cruise Critic. I knew it was located at the foot of Tower Lovrjenac, and so we made our way out the West Gate (Pile Gate) and over to the Fort…down a few steps, and we had a visual of the Orhan. It was very nice, as the barbarians were all stopped at the Nautica, a restaurant right outside the Gate. The Orhan had no waiting – we were seated immediately on the outside terrace, where we had a beautiful – albeit rainy – view of the Adriatic.

We both started our meal with tomato soup – it was delicious. For our entrée, I had the seafood risotto – which was excellent. Hubby had the shrimp – his was difficult and messy to eat, so he wasn’t as happy with his lunch as I was with mine. I let him have the rest of my risotto to make him happy.

After lunch, we walked the streets and browsed in shops, delighting in the warm sunshine that had broken through.

We then decided to backtrack and headed back over to Fort Lovrjenac – a monumental fort that rises almost 120 feet high above the Sea. It changed roles in the course of history. The main purpose of the construction was defense and the main idea was to protect the freedom of Dubrovnik. It was an essential fortification to the defense of the city from both ground and sea attacks. In order to prevent possible mutiny by the commander of the fortress, the walls facing the city are only 60 cm thick compared to those exposed to enemy fire which are 36 feet thick. Above the entrance to the fortress is an inscription that says “non bene pro toto libertas venditur auro” which translates to “Freedom is not sold for all the gold in the world.”

We began climbing the stairs outside of the fort, which turned out to more difficult of a climb than we had originally thought. We eventually ran out of stairs (for awhile) and found a man sitting behind a desk inside a small room of the fort. He looked at us curiously, so I asked if we could visit the rest of the fort – and he replied, “Tomorrow.” I must have had a look of pure horror on my face – I couldn’t imagine climbing this far and not being able to go further – as he cracked up laughing, and said, “Kidding! Go on ahead.” Oh, real funny. Remind me to laugh when the oxygen returns to my lungs.

We climbed some more stairs and found ourselves on the top – and it was worth every step and every muscle ache.


At 4:45 pm, we walked to a taxi stand outside the West Gate; we wait and wait and wait; no taxi. I walked up the street a bit and saw one and hailed it down. I was pretty darn proud of myself – I’m not used to hailing down cabs, but you would have thought I was a natural! Traffic was terrible; it was not moving. We were supposed to be back onboard the ship by 5:30 pm and we were starting to cut it close; our taxi driver knew our dilemma and decided to take an alternate route, which managed to beat the traffic and got us back by 5:10 pm. Whew.

Hubby had lost his Seapass somewhere today; we have no idea where (of course, if we knew WHERE he had lost it, it wouldn’t be lost, would it?) I had brought our Drivers Licenses with us, and we use this to get Hubby back onboard the ship, where we go immediately to Guest Relations to replace his Seapass.

When we enter our Cabin, we find our “frog” towel animal sitting on the sofa, “reading” a cocktail menu from the bar. I have to laugh at the imagination of Alston, our cabin attendant. I add my old mardi gras beads to the frog to dress him up a bit.

After we had showered and headed over to the Concierge Lounge, we found out that just about everyone had had a miserable day – mainly because of the weather. Hubby and I are shocked – we had such an amazing day and really never got wet – thanks to Luka, his strategic timing, and our wonderful ponchos.

At 6:30 it is time for dinner – I had cauliflower soup to begin with and then Steak Oscar. My steak was a little dry and tough for me; I am disappointed. I suffered a severe jaw injury about 6 years ago and I cannot chew tough meat very well, so dinner was not very filling. I decide to fill up on Cappachino chocolate cake for dessert; it was good. Made up for the tough, dry steak.

After dinner, we stopped back by our room, and Alston has already been in to visit. Besides Mr. Frog, who is still reading his drink menu (great – all I need is a drunk frog), Spot (our dog from a previous night) has now returned, and is reading the Suite Amenities folder…and we have a new animal – an elephant – on the bed. Both Spot and the elephant are wearing sunglasses – no matter how I try to outdo Alston with my own creativity – he always one ups me. It is now a competition to see who can be more creative when it comes to the animals. I write out a sign, “Party Animals”, and place it by the group – after I move the elephant over by Frog and Spot. If only I had a deck of cards…I’d have the animals playing poker. That would get a laugh out of Alston, I’m sure! I’ll have to ask around and see if any of my ship friends have cards.

We quickly go back to the Colony Club for the Platinum/Diamond Loyalty party – free champagne, rum punch, white wine and lots of food. Groan. Just what we need, after having a huge dinner. More food. I don’t think so. The Captain comes out and talks a bit and so does the loyalty ambassador. We sit with Mark & Jackie, Kathleen and Larry; and Susan and Pete.

After the party, it is now 9:15 pm and so we head to the show – tonight was a mystery, as our Compass only advertised “Gary Lovini – a spectacular, energetic and enteraining show with a difference!” Hmmm….who is Gary Lovini? Is he a singer? Comedian? Juggler? Magician? The mystery thickens….and so we go, intrigued. I have to say – I was glad we did go. Mr. Lovini is a violinist – but he IS entertaining – and very good. He played everything – bluegrass, classical, pop, British and American classics. He received a standing ovation at the end of the show. He had done a previous show at 7:15 pm this evening.

After this show, it is now 10:45 pm – just about time for Quest. Quest is an Adults-Only game show, held in the Colony Club. No further comment from me – it is always a secret and it will stay that way. We were not going to participate – we have participated enough in previous cruises – but let’s just say my services were needed at one point – and of course, later in the cruise, we find out that I made the Cruise in Review DVD for this little bit. Geez. A lady can never have any privacy. And the only other thing I can say is, what some people will do for a Royal Caribbean key chain. Pretty sad. We sat with Rose and Howie, who always provide comic relief when we sit with them. They were great.

Tonight was a Latin Fiesta from 11:00 pm to midnight, but we were zonked – so we were back in our room at 11:30 and it was time for bed.

Day 10: Corfu, Greece

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Port: Corfu, Greece

Ahhh....Corfu. Corfu Island, an area approximately 18 miles wide and 36 miles long, is the second largest of the Ionian Islands, and with 150,000 inhabitants, it is the most densely populated. Situated in the north Ionian Sea, it is both the most northerly and most westerly point of Greece. We could see Albania off in the distance to the east. The greenest of the Greek Islands with lush vegetation, it is considered by many to be one of the most beautiful.

Over four million olive trees grow on the slopes of the semi-mountainous terrain, and olive oil exportation is one of the Island's largest industries.

We arrived in Corfu at 7:00 am – out of bed by 7:15 – showered and dressed and went to the Concierge Lounge for breakfast, where I met up with Jackie & Mark. We are touring with them today, so this worked out well. Corfu is actually an hour ahead of the ship – so our tour was set up for 9:00 am CORFU time, which meant we needed to get off the boat at 8:00 am – be aware of this if you make tour arrangements!

Today was another "Wash & Fold" laundry day - which meant we could stuff a plastic bag (provided by Alston) with as much laundry as we could fit - for $25.00. Yay - more clean underwear! This would be the LAST Wash & Fold special offered on this cruise - for a total of three.

The weather today was perfect – in the upper 70’s, low 80’s – a little haze in the morning, but burned off by afternoon.

It is a pretty long walk from the ship to the end of the pier, but the ship offers a free shuttle bus. The four of us hopped on to the shuttle and rode the 2 minutes to the terminal building. I didn’t see anyone holding a sign with my name, so we kept on walking. Uh oh. Right outside the terminal building, there were some taxi drivers hanging out, and they asked if we needed a taxi. I replied, “No, we’re supposed to have a tour with Dimitrius.” They turned and hollered, “Hey! Dimitrius!” and a tall, red-haired gentleman walked up. Dimitrius was here – yay! His sign was back at his taxi – I don’t know how I missed seeing him, as he had said to look for red hair. Oh well.

He apologized and said he never got the message that there would be four of us – and so he has a rather small car. He explains that we can wait while he goes back and switches to a bigger car, but we say no, we’re fine – we can squeeze in. Mark gets in front with Dimitrius, and Jackie, myself and Hubby climb into the back. I was a Greek sandwich for this tour – I’m in the middle and it WAS tight – but we did fine. I guess a Greek sandwich is better than being a Greek salad.

We got into his small taxi and the fun began.

We visited small villages and larger villages up high and down low. At one point, we passed old women carrying bread; Dimitrius stopped & rolled down his window and the next thing – women are breaking off hunks of bread for us. The bread was delicious – very soft and very sweet; today is the 2nd day of St John’s Festival and this bread is only for the festival – it cannot be bought in the stores. Darn. I would have loved to have taken me home some of this bread.

We visited a barber shop where the man had his entire life displayed on the walls; he sits us down and pretends to do our hair for us. The man was so sweet and so nice; he let us browse through his shop, looking at the history on the walls.

The outside of the Barber Shop was once featured on a postcard sold in Greece. From this photo, with Dimitrius in front, you can see why.

We stopped for some quick refreshments where we sampled the baklava – oh my God. Baklava is a very sweet phyllo pastry filled with walnut and honey. Baklava in the States has NOTHING on baklava made in Greece. Go figure.

We visited the famous Tripa Tavern, where Aristotle Onassis liked to hang out – the celebrity photos on the walls had Jane Fonda, Jimmy Carter, and others.
The décor in the tavern was unique – there were hundreds and hundreds of bottles lining the walls, covered with layers of cobwebs – looked a little “Munster-ish.” Charming.

We visited an olive press museum to find out how to make olive oil. Turns out to be quite a process.

We visited George’s store – where we sampled olives (delicious) and kumquat candy and local wine – all very good. George is an old friend of Dimitrius’s and the hospitality from him and his wife was excellent.

We visited a small house where we found three women inside weaving three giant carpets – all by hand. It appeared to be backbreaking, tedious labor – but the women all made it seem so easy. I was impressed. And thankful it wasn’t me. One of the ladies had been working on her carpet for over a year. Yikes.

Dimitrius is a photographer’s dream – he always knew where the perfect spot was to capture the photo. He gave us lessons and tips the entire tour – “No ZOOM!” was something we frequently heard. He also said no pictures of all the churches because Corfu has over 800 churches on the island – he actually held up his hand once to block a photo. I cracked up. This was the one church he "allowed" us to take a photo of - even lining up the shot for us.

He was very funny, telling us stories and jokes and information about his own life and the life of the villagers and the towns around us.

We stopped for lunch at a delightful tavern, "Avra," owned by Spyro, who Dimitrius went to school with. We ate family style – allowing us to sample many things - including octopus soaked in vinegar (yum); fried cheese; pasta; Greek salad with feta cheese; and some other delicacies that I had no idea what were but were all very good. Dimitrius would not let us try the Ouzo, darn it.

The tavern had a beautiful view of the Ionian Sea and Mouse Island.

We drove around some more, admiring the scenery, snapping photos – and then Dimitrius dropped us off in Corfu Town around 3:00 pm and we walked around and shopped on our own until 4:00 pm.

Dimitrius said every tour is different – he will never repeat a tour – and he also doesn’t want too many of the secrets told – other drivers are trying to copy his tour and he doesn’t want them to know what he does. I hope I haven’t given too much of it away here.

At 4:00 pm, Dimitrius picked us back up and drove the mile or two back to the terminal building at 4:30. This was ship time – it was 5:30 pm Corfu time. We technically had 2 more hours before we had to be back onboard, but I think we were all tired and were anxious to get back and relax. We paid Dimitrius $90E for each person - which for a seven-hour 5-Star tour, was quite the bargain!!!! Needless to say, he got a big tip from all of us.

After getting back on board, I headed to the Concierge Lounge to use the Internet for a few minutes. Then, back to the room to relax and clean up. Then, back to Concierge for drinks and appetizers. You’re noticing a pattern here, huh?

Our usual table at the usual time with the usual people for dinner. I had the Tuscany White Bean Soup as an appetizer – very good! For my entrée, I had ravioli in white cream sauce – it was pretty good. For dessert – some sort of orange cream brulee which was just so-so. Dejan then explained that although Thursday would be our last formal night – no lobster – he said that the cost for the one lobster night was more than all of the other nights combined. A guest has the record on Brilliance of 26 lobster tails – and Dejan said the chef really got mad about that! Also – gala buffet was cut as well due to costs – lately, more crew than guests were attending, and most of the food went to waste.

After dinner, I brought Ian up to our cabin to show him my “zoo” – had a new one now – a bunny rabbit. We now have four animals – so Ian got a deck of cards from his room next door, and we set up a poker party with the animals. This will surely get a laugh out of Alston, our cabin attendant!

At 8:30 pm, we went up to Starquest Disco for the Suites Cocktail Party – had a beautiful display of ice carvings food carvings, appetizers and alcohol…and four guests. The crew outnumbered the guests – which was rather sad. I talked with Roger – head bartender from Grenada – who said that this is something new (in the last 2 months) where they are trying to do something special for the suite guests. Problem – we’ve just finished eating so we aren’t hungry at 8:30 – and the 2nd seating is getting ready for dinner –so they don’t want to ruin their appeties. Not good timing for this event at all. Roger insisted that we sample some of the beautiful food – and because I was still so full from dinner – it was all I could do to swallow a canapé. After staying a few minutes, we needed to make a break for our next activity, which had also begun at 8:30 pm.

We rushed down to the Centrum for the second and final Make-A-Wish Foundation charity auction. We WON the bridge tour for $660 – and the engine room tour went for $525 after I bid the other guy up – I wanted someone to have to pay good money for it!!! Kieron, the Cruise Director, said our cruise had raised a little over $5000 for the charity. Not bad.

After the auction we went down to the Pacifica Theater – where the Eastcoast Boys were singing the music of Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons. The first show had been at 7:15 pm; this show was at 9:00 pm. The show seemed terrible to us, so we left. However, we later heard from others that they thought the show was pretty good – so it’s a matter of individual taste. We ran into Dave & Kerry by the shops and talked for awhile; then ran into Chris & Laura and talked some more. We made our way to the Photo Gallery to finally track down our photos…we were not impressed. In most pictures, we looked very tired – this cruise was just so port-intensive that everyone looked pretty exhausted. Oh well.

After that we came back to room and pooped out – we ended up watching “House Bunny” on TV and then fell asleep. (Here we are, in Greece - and they're showing "House Bunny" on TV. Couldn't they have picked a better movie to show???!! Something that would showcase Greece, perhaps??!!)

We missed the 10:45 pm Love & Marriage Game Show, but it was re-ran on the ship’s TV system the next few days, so we were able to watch what we had missed. Not much, really. I don't think any of the 3 couples picked had really outgoing personalities - so it was one of the more "dud" Love & Marriage Shows I've seen. Again - just my humble opinion. I call them as I see them.

There was a Greek Toga Party at 11:00 pm by the Pool – but we didn’t go – as again, we were zonked. I think this means we’re getting old!

Tomorrow: At Sea - again!

Day 11: At Sea

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

At Sea

Another beautiful day….sunshine…a little windy….not too hot; in the upper 70’s. Almost chilly if you sit in the shade.

After getting up, I headed up to Deck 12 to walk two miles around the pool with Dear Hubby. This was around 8:15 am – and the chair hogs were already out in force. Amazing. So many books and towels already laying out, catching the sun, with nary a person in sight. I did watch as one woman put her flip flops on the chair beside her – and her beach bag in the chair on the other side – was she saving the chairs for friends??? No – she just didn’t want anyone sitting beside her – she had a space issue. I know because I was on Deck 11 with her most of the day and no one even came up to talk with her – she just wanted the space around her. Three chairs for one person. Unbelievable.

After grabbing a quick breakfast, I headed to Deck 11 at the bow – there was a nice quiet area where I could sit on a lounger and read a book. It got extremely windy – I mean, so windy, your towel would blow into the ocean if you weren’t sitting on it.

Around 11:00 am, it was time to go get our passports and so I left Hubby with our deck chairs and I went and found our receipt for the passports in the room. With receipt in hand, I headed to Deck 5 and stood in a long, but fast-moving line, to retrieve the passports. I noticed that quite a few people did not have their receipts; it would hold the line up, but it didn’t stop them from retrieving them. I headed to the room to secure the passports away when Hubby walked into the room, stating he was tired of fighting the wind and decided to bring our belongings inside.

I wasn’t quite ready to give up on the weather so soon – so I went back to Deck 11 – forward – and although my lounger from this morning was gone – there were plenty of others. I sat on one and watched as the ship sailed near Sicily and through the Straits – it was beautiful – albeit windy. After awhile, it really did become too windy – even for me – and I gave up.

By now, it was close to lunch time – and although there was a poolside BBQ buffet, the line was horrendously long – so Dear Hubby and I ate at the Windjammer.

After lunch, I went back to the pool to see if I could find a single lounger by the pool. Single loungers are always easier to find than two loungers side-by-side. I did a thorough search, and managed to snag one on the first row – poolside. Amazing. It was nice because it wasn’t too windy here.

At 1:00 pm, it was time for the International Belly Flop contest. Kieron came out and said they needed 5 women to judge the contest, so I hopped right up there. We had about 10 men who competed – with the winner doing a backflip into the pool. Come to find out, he’s a professional gymnast. No wonder! The good news for me, was that I FINALLY got a coveted keychain!!! My quest for the official Royal Caribbean Rubbish is finally over!

At 2:00 pm, it was time for “Guest vs Crew Dodgeball” on the Sports Court. I went with the intention of possibly playing, but after watching the first few minutes, decided it was too intense for me. The balls would do serious damage if they happened to hit you in the wrong place – as in, your face. This was “killer” dodgeball – so I just watched. I think they needed to tone down the intensity just a bit.

Eventually, I decided to just head back to the room and lay on the lounger on the balcony and snooze. Heaven. No chair hogs on a balcony.

Tonight is our last formal night – so, we got cleaned up and showered and dressed and then went to the Concierge Lounge for drinks. As we were getting ready, a tray of sweets was delivered to our room. You can never have too many sweets, dear readers, so of course, i indulged. I didn't want them to go to waste, and no - they did not ruin my dinner.

At 6:30 pm, we headed down to the Dining Room. There were 11 of us again – one more than they like to seat at a table, but we squeezed everyone in.

After squeezing in, the ship's photographer came around for the usual paparazzi shots. He was always present - especially on formal nights - and tonight was no exception. I decided to turn the tables on him and take HIS picture. He was always telling us, "back, back" in getting us to pose - so I've told him, "back, back" - and here's the results:

We had Jackie and Mark.

We had Larry and Kathleen.

Also joining us was Susan, Pete and Ian.

Last, but not least, we had Thelma and Joe.

I had the cold salmon with dill weed cucumbers for appetizer – and then the tiger shrimp with mashed potatoes for dinner. Okay – not spectacular. The tiger shrimp was in lieu of lobster, which they do not offer anymore on this sailing. Dejan explained that the lobster for that ONE night would cost more than all of the food put together every other night – it’s that expensive in Europe. He said the chef would get angry when people would order multiple lobsters – apparently, the record stands at one man, ordering 26 lobsters. That’s just gluttony. Sorry. For dessert they had a “sampler” with a dab of chocolate mouse (yummy), soaked rum cake (yuck) and some kind of yellow sponge cake. Not too impressed.

After dinner, I snapped a picture of Erhan, the guy who worked the My Time Dining Reservation table each day and would set us up each evening for the next day's reservation. He was wonderful - always smiling.

At 8:15 went to Colony Club for Classic Rock Trivia – we finally won! We got 34 out of 40 – they played 20 songs and we had to name that tune AND the artist. Our team of four got 2 keychains, a highlighter and a wallet. More RCI rubbish!!! Woo hoo!

I had to make a detour to Guest Relations (again) to get a new Seapass card – I think they keep trying to check me out early or something as it was once again not working. This is the 3rd time this cruise where it quit working. The line at Guest Relations was long - I'm not sure why.

After trivia it was time for the show to begin. The first show had been at 7:15; we were going to the 9:00 pm show. It was entitled “Big Time Swing” with the Dancers and Singers. The show was pretty good – apparently this is the first week together for this new team of performers – so there were a few kinks/problems – one of the main dancer’s dresses had an obvious tear in it – some people were out of sync – but over all pretty good for the first time. With practice, it will get even better.

After the show we headed back to the room and discovered a monkey hanging – he had mardi gras beads around his neck and was “reading” the art book – I have a wild zoo going on in my room now – and we’re slowly running out of space with FIVE animals in there now!

We hung out in the room until 10:30; at 10:45 pm, it was time for the 70’s Dance Party in the Centrum. They’ve removed all of the sofas and couches and made room for dancing – the “Brilliance Macho Macho Men" came in to perform – the dance floor was packed with people making it hard to dance. Kieron, the Cruise Director, threw t-shirts from the balconies above to the crowd below, as well as yellow rubber bracelets that say “Have a Nice Day.” I caught the first t-shirt thrown out – it turned out to be a 2XLL “Bingo” shirt. I guess it will make a nice sleeping shirt. We caught 2 of the yellow bracelets - one for each of us. Hubby said “It’s like New Year’s Eve” because the floor was so crowded – and then they released a bunch of balloons from the top of the Centrum - so it really WAS like New Year’s Eve! I think people were having a great time – but it was a little too crowded for me. I don’t like crowds – so we danced a bit and then worked our way out of the crowd.

There was a night of classic Frank Sinatra music being played in the Colony Club beginning at 11:30 pm until 12:30 am - but we were too worn out from doing "The Hustle" - so we missed this. It sounded like fun - martini specials and tasty delights were offered.

We headed back to the room where we began pulling things out to begin the DREADED packing we must do on Friday - our last day. Ugh.

Finally went to bed around 12:45 am. Very tired. Seas are very, very smooth.

Tomorrow: Last Day. At Sea.

Day 12: At Sea

Friday, June 26th, 2009

At Sea

Our last day….sigh…. I am already beginning to slip into PCD – Post Cruise Depression.

After getting up and having a wonderfully delicious breakfast (sarcasm) at the Windjammer, I come back to the cabin to find our gratuity envelopes laying on our bed. Oh, joy! Time to pony up! I enclose tips in each envelope, and sit down to write a personal note of thanks to each of the recipients – Alston, Dejan, and Phumza. They were all amazing, and I wished them luck in whatever future endeavors they find themselves involved in.

Dear Hubby is up on the deck, getting his morning laps in. This is where I should be – but I’ve decided to be a bit lazy today and take it easy. Besides, the weather is a little hazy and cool – although the seas are very, very calm. The high temperature ends up being in the low 80's - beautiful.

We spend the bulk of time between breakfast and lunch doing the unenvious job of packing – ugh. Is there any worse thing to do? It really reminds you that the vacation is almost over.

At 1:00 pm, we decided to have some fun and went up topside to play a round of Putt Putt golf. It was quite tense – we were neck-to-neck the entire game, but in the end, Dear Hubby beat me by one stroke. He made me type this – he wanted everyone to know that he was, indeed, the winner – and I was, indeed, the loser (choke). For lunch, we slipped into the Seaview Café and had some delicious, made-to-order, pizza. Yummo.

At 2:00 pm it was the Tango lesson in the Colony Club – the stars from the tango show, Sabrina and Dario, were the teachers. They were very good and taught us the 8-step tango. I somehow think, that no matter how much we practice, we’ll be as good as they are.

At 3:00 pm it was time to get ready for our Bridge Tour with the Captain. We strolled to the forward elevators on Deck 10, where we were greeted by a Security officer who took our names from our Seapass cards. We then got the “wand” over us – which made for some interesting looks as other passengers strolled by– and were then escorted in to the Bridge. The Captain was very gracious – he patiently showed us all of the computers and controls.


They have a good view up there – and they even have windshield wipers on the giant windows in front. The “bridge” looks like out of Star Trek – pretty cool. The Captain answers all questions – he shows us the AIS system where they can identify ships out there – who they are, where they are going, how fast they’re going, etc....


He shows us the depthfinder - a little more fancy than the one on our boat back home.

He also said he still keeps a captain’s log but it is all by hand – is not computerized. The ship is pretty much on automatic pilot until it comes time to port. The pilot boats we’ve been seeing bring a local authorized guide who comes into the bridge and doesn’t actually steer the boat in but is there to “guide” and assist – sometimes just knowing the language us a big help. We took pictures and asked a zillion questions – the captain was very gracious and accommodating. He did mention that although the Mediterranean is normally calm in the summer, our cruise had exceptionally calm waters – even more calm than normal.


The captain is very gracious about posing for pictures, as you can see.

After the tour we changed back to our sweats and went up to the Sports Deck and played a few games of "informal" volleyball. Informal teams were set up and we began to play. It was tough because of the wind – if you hit the ball high, the wind would catch it and it would go out of bounds. I still have my killer serve. I did get smashed in the face once – can’t believe my sunglasses didn’t cause a bruise when the ball smashed into my eye. Ouch – but I didn’t cry – there are no tears in volleyball.

We played for about an hour – then headed back to the room to get ready for dinner. After changing and cleaning up, we headed to the Concierge Lounge for our usual drinks and canapés. Before dinner, we went back to our room briefly and ran into Alston – so we gave him his tip envelope and said our goodbyes. He wrote out his phone numbers and address for us – said his family will be in New Jersey (but not him – he is still working) and he would love for them to meet us. I told him we would be in NJ at the end of July – and that will be around the same time. He is a special young man – said he enjoyed being our room attendant – and agreed that my animals playing poker was a highlight – no other guests have done that, and he thought it was fun.

It was now time for dinner – so we headed to the dining room for our last meal together. It was Princess Phumza’s birthday, so we had to sing for her.

For dinner, I had the calamari as an appetizer – it was okay – a little bland – and the portion was very small. For dinner, I had the Bream – tasted a lot like tilapia. Good – but not great. For dessert, I had a hard time making a decision – so Dejan brought me three of them – the flan (pretty good), the chocolate cake with passion fruit cream filling (ugh – the cream had too much gelatin in it – the texture was gross – we all agreed!) and the baklava - it was good, but after having baklava in Greece, it just couldn’t compare.

After dinner – we headed to the Centrum where they were playing tango music – and then our tango teachers, Sabrina and Dario, came out at 8:30 to do a special presentation. They rocked it. We brought them back for 2 encores. Damn they’re good.

After that it was time to head to Pacifica Theater to watch the Farewell show. Keiron sang “Mustang Sally” – he’s a pretty good singer – who knew? We then watched the highlights of the Cruise in Review DVD – I made it dancing at the 50’s Party as well as flashing my tattoo at the Quest – nice. Then we watched a juggler, Daniel Hochsteiner, perform – who was outstanding. Well worth it. Don’t miss his show. He is billed as a "worldclass tennis speed juggler."

We then said goodbye to our group and then came back to the room to finish the dreaded packing and get our luggage out by midnight.


PS – Alston made sea serpents (in the shape of a heart) on our bed. Although some other people have said it’s an octopus. What do you think?

Day 12: Debarkation

Saturday, June 27th, 2009

Debarkation

Time to go home….already, PCD has set in. (post-cruise depression). We had set all of our luggage (with the exception of a carry-on bag) out in the hallway at midnight. We were given Orange 5 tags to place on our luggage, and have been instructed to head to Chops Grill to wait for our color to be called. Our scheduled Departure Time is listed at 8:00 am.

We head down to Chops Grill about 6:45 am – and there is just some Danish and coffee set up. This will never do for Hubby, so he heads to the Windjammer for one final breakfast, while I sit and read in Chops Grill. The Windjammer has breakfast from 6:00 am until 8:00 am this morning. Upon entering the Grill, there was a crew member at the door, checking off names to make sure you were allowed to enter Chops. Chops itself is pretty empty – there are plenty of tables and chairs set up, but perhaps only 4-5 other passengers at this point.


Hubby decides to take one last picture - so this is me, in Chops - looking a little sad that we're going home.

At about 8:20 am, the crew member walks over to us (Hubby is back from breakfast at this point) and tells us that we are free to go.

We walk down one level to Deck 5 and head through an exit near the Pacifica Theater. There, we wait on the deck to go through an Exit, where we will punch out our Seapass card one last time. The line moves slowly – perhaps others are reluctant to leave, as well.

As we leave, we are handed a piece of paper from the Medical Staff of the Brilliance. The letter states that a guest onboard had developed a respiratory illness known as legionellosis, a type of pneumonia that is not contagious from person to person. The letter went on to state that although there is no evidence that the source of the illness was associated with the ship, they wanted us to be aware of the situation. If we were to experience any flu-like symptoms or respiratory illnesses that persisted more than a few days, we should consult our personal physician. Good to know.

We finally punch out one last time and head across the gangway, down a long hall, and then down the escalator to baggage carousels. Our luggage has been sorted by color, and is easy to spot – all of the Orange tagged-luggage is on its own carousel.

We grab our luggage and head out the door, where our pre-arranged taxi is waiting for us. We hop in and then it’s off to the airport, awaiting our 11:30 am flight.

And just like that - it's over.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Planned Itinerary: Venice

Ahhhh.....Venice.

Our ship will arrive in Venice around 1:30 pm, Sunday, June 21. Our plan is to be up on Deck 12, on the bow side, for entry into Venice - to get the best photo opportunities.

After arriving in Venice, I have set up a 4-hour "Venice Experience" tour for $174.25E...I found this tour at www.theveniceexperience.com. Our tour guides, Mike and Karen, will meet us at the lobby area of the Statione Maritime building, which is on the Zattere, near the San Basilio vaporetto stop. This tour should give us a good overview of Venice.

At 7:15 pm, I have set up a serenaded gondola ride, and then dinner at Hostaria Al Coristi Restaurant. I set this up through Viator.com - I wanted to guarantee a gondola ride, and I wanted it to be a 'serenaded' ride - not all gondola rides have singing. For Mike and myself, including dinner, the cost is $229.31.

The ship stays in Venice overnight, so it won't matter how long dinner lasts. Our plan is to stroll the streets of Venice after dark, soaking up the sights and sounds.....

The next morning, Monday, June 22, we have 9:45 reservations for the Basilica Tour of San Marco. This tour was free - but we needed to have a voucher in hand in order to cut the line....Otherwise, it can take 2-3 hours of waiting in a long line to get inside. I went on the internet a few months before our trip, to www.venetoinside.com, to get these vouchers.

After the Basilica, we will head over to Doge's Palace for the secret tour. These tickets were obtained from www.tickitaly.com.

After this tour, we'll wander the streets, shopping, trying gelato, shopping some more, etc.

Our ship leaves Venice at 3:00 pm - so we must be back on board some time before then.